If Hip Hop was a High School...

Ray-Z wrote:

If Hip Hop was a High School... Lil Kim would be the school hoe. Master P would be the basketball star. P Diddy would be the annoying dork. Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be his Clique Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such.. D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz Eminem would be the white dude who`s gettin` his **** whooped everyday (...oh wait, he was!) Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood. ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take classes at the back of the school. Suge Knight would be the school bully. Canibus would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack. Mos Def would be that kid wearing his dad's clothes and carrying a novel of sorts Busta would be that real **** dude that got the ladies attention.... and then you have Spliff Starr.....always around Busta, carrying his books, getting his lunch Outkast would be the school hippies. Ja Rule would be the wannabe **** acting like the most popular **** DMX Biggie would be the fat **** guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up. 50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of Tupac would just be "That peeps"... Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and most of the guys hate The St Lunatics got all the fine girls simply because of their affiliation with Nelly Project Pat would be that guy in the slow-classes who still got respect Too $hort would be that fool who banged all the females and nobody could understand why Silkk the Shocker would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys WC, Kurupt, and Daz would be the only kids who crip walk their way to every class Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700. Craig Mack: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype, tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly KRS-One would be the know-it-all Guru: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of his voice. The Roots is band that plays at the school talent shows. J-Live would be One of the smartest kids in school. Mad Skillz is that person that knew sh*t about everyone Noreaga is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to school Lady of Rage would be that one female bully E-40 would be that one kid you never understood when he talked Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys And last but not least....