You Remember when...
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Started by ReDD HarLeM DeViLL
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Sep 2004
Well I Know we all can't just get together and reminisce about the "good ol' days" and fun times we had but I say we can still share them just the same.
I'm sure you peoples got some good memories as well as some bad ones...
So walK with me, let's go bacK for a minute 8)
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LiKe I was just thinKin' about how one night we was chillin in the courtyard where I live and my boy PatricK wasn't supposed to be outside, and his moms made it very clear to him that he was not to go outside and his moms was type strict, she was from the Islands and they don't play.
So he didn't listen, he was liKe "I'll just tell her I went to the store, and as long as I am in the house before she gets home I'll be alright" So he thought he had it good cuz she would call once at 3:30 (when he got home from school) and again around I'm guessin 5-6 which was before she left from her job...
Well anyways, we all was wrestlin' in the grass it was about a good 10 of us going at it... then everything just stopped. Yo tell me why Pat's mom came home early... :? She was at the gate just watching and waiting.
She was liKe "PatricK... Come Now, Ya Hear Meh?! Come Now".... 
Yo dudes head dropped, he didn't give us no pounds or nuthin, just left. She didn't move she made him walK all the way around the gate instead of meeting him halfway. And when he got there he tried to cop a plee... but moms wasn't tryin to hear it. He was sayin' somethin' ... and she looKed as though she was listening, and then *POP* She smacKed the blacK off that boy... oh and it didn't stop there. Still in her worK clothes mind you, She was literally beating this boys **** in the streets, it went from SmacKs to Punches... and we was just sittin there watchin' liKe
Then he tried to move, WHAAAT... yo moms was gangsta, she dropped him on some "where you thinK YOU going" type ish. And when he hit the floor... she tooK off her shoes... and proceeded to beating his @$$ with her heels. YES HER HEELS :lol:
The neXt day(s) when he came to school... the whole 5th and 6th grade Knew what happened :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yo dudes head dropped, he didn't give us no pounds or nuthin, just left. She didn't move she made him walK all the way around the gate instead of meeting him halfway. And when he got there he tried to cop a plee... but moms wasn't tryin to hear it. He was sayin' somethin' ... and she looKed as though she was listening, and then *POP* She smacKed the blacK off that boy... oh and it didn't stop there. Still in her worK clothes mind you, She was literally beating this boys **** in the streets, it went from SmacKs to Punches... and we was just sittin there watchin' liKe
Then he tried to move, WHAAAT... yo moms was gangsta, she dropped him on some "where you thinK YOU going" type ish. And when he hit the floor... she tooK off her shoes... and proceeded to beating his @$$ with her heels. YES HER HEELS :lol:
The neXt day(s) when he came to school... the whole 5th and 6th grade Knew what happened :lol: :lol: :lol:
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oohhhh...i got one. One day i had on these big ole overalls. Back at my old middle school/highschool we had a bad seagul problem. They used to fly around during lunch and poop all over the place. So one time i was leavin the restroom and i tried to hurry up and run to shelter so i wouldn't get pooped on. So i'm runnin and covering my head and BAM...next thing i know...my overalls were just about at my ankles 
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HEY! Don't laugh at me :evil: ! Peeps didn't even really notice.
Bet you'd like to get my pants at my ankles ya darn self 
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:lol:
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It was 9th grade and my friends and I decided to play ball at the 9th grade center..Well, one of my boys decided to to bring a few spray cans and asked if we wanted to spray the school. There is like ZERO security there so we could get in and get out..But in order for us to get on campus we had to cut through a wooded area that's a mile long and jump a fence..
So we decided to spray the basketball courts and some of the classrooms..When out of no where 2 cop cars pulled up with their lights on..Talkin bout scared, we ran our **** off two of my friends ran track so they were gone..My **** was out of shape and I quickly ran out of breath..But thank God the police ran out of breath before I did..
Halfway through the woods I met up with my friends and we decided to take the long way back to our house..So I'm breathing hard as hell cause I'm tired and out of no where a stray dog from the hood started chasing us and my **** hard to run AGAIN!!!
I swear once I made it home..I told my self I am never gonna run from the cops again..I thought I was gonna have a heart attack!!!! :lol: :lol:
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*PURE*Hotnezz wrote:HEY! Don't laugh at me :evil: ! Peeps didn't even really notice. Bet you'd like to get my pants at my ankles ya darn self
