SURE YOU HAVE LOCALS...but there are your DIFFERENT KINDS...

First you got the ELEMENTARY LOCAL The elementary local is the high school students who show up on campus on the weekends...he/she looks like she attends...but you NEVER see them too much outside of Friday and Saturday night...You can tell by their immaturity they high school kids... You got the OCCASSIONAL LOCAL The occassional local drops in every now and then...some what of a mild appearence...generally this type of local is friends with a hella lot of people on campus so at a party he/she can blend in pretty well but its known that their not a student..more than likely some peeps they went to high school with attends school so they hang out with them every now and then...the only difference between the occassional and elementary local is that the occassional is more mature and isn't around as much... Then you got the SUBSTITUTE LOCAL the substitute local is that LOCAL that you wish really was enrolled so they can silently keep you entertained in your most BORING class...and one that would make study sessions a lot less stressul...some what a positive energy...very goal oriented but just can't afford to attend school right now..or have minor complications that holds them back from being going to school.... The DROP IN LOCALthe drop in local is the local that drops in everywhere around campus trying to make it seem like they're enrolled but their really not...You'll see them in the cafe with some peeps...around the yard...the student center...and they're in the library lookin like they're doing work but REALLY tryin to burn a CD every now and then... The STAY ON CAMPUS LOCAL the stay on campus local lives on campus...has an apartment on campus or just crashes at his/her cousin's or his/her boyfriend/girlfriend's place...for a minute they have you fooled...but then you realize THEY ARE NOT ENROLLED The PART TIME LOCAL the part time local...he/she has lied to themselves that they don't even know they are REALLY not ENROLLED anymore... The FULL TIME LOCAL the full time local... he/she has lied to themselves so much until they ARE a student...you'll see them at step shows...movies on campus...in the student center...the football games...all the parties...they talk about going on line....they know who's who...who's not...and they some how know just about every fraternity and sorority and who's in it on campus...they know what's happenin..when it's happening and they've made a way to be there...they live on campus...or live with someone who is enrolled and they've moved on or around campus more than once.... The GRADUATE LOCAL the GRADUATE LOCAL...is the same as the FULL TIME...they just know professors and staff better than students who are enrolled...they know the people in the finanical aid building...in admissions...and you'll see them in the cafe eating and drinking with staff and playing spades!! ALLOH!! ANY LOCALS FIT THESE DESCRIPTIONS IN YOUR AREA??????

will you let this "local" thing go :roll: