BLINDED BY THE LIGHT! If you were ray charles.....

demmeri wrote:

You all saw the RAY movie...if you didn't you're an assclown... you all remember how he was able to distiguish between a chick that looked good and an **** chick? he would feel thier wrist...my question is, if you were blind like ray charles, how would you go about checking to see if someone's hot or not? since i started the topic, i'll answer first: you all know that i like girls that are 5'2, size 6 shoe, skinny, long hair, light skinned, and kinda "white acting"... >>i would feel over her head with my hand to make sure that she was about 5' 2"... >>i would play footsie with her to check the size of her feet... >>i would of course listen to the way she talks and behaves to see if she's "white enough" acting for me...and feel her hair to check the length.. >>for the skin, i would have to cheat a little...it's of course rude to ask a chick how light her skin is....so maybe like i would meet a chick after i performed in the bars like ray did..i would have to establish a friendship with one of the bar tenders or one of my roadies...we would have a "code" together so that he could help me determine if the chick passes my skin test... i would yell out to him "light bright? " and for a light chick, he would return "sho' ya right... 8) " if the chcik's too dark for me, i would yell out "light bright? " and he would return "nope..midnight... :? " then i'd be like "unh unh b!tch, GOOD NIGHT! :roll: .........>> :? :arrow: " so back to the question: IF YOU WERE BLIND LIKE RAY CHARLES, HOW WOULD YOU GO ABOUT DETERMINING THE "HOTNESS" OF SOMEONE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN?