The Bible!
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Started by CPL Thunderstruck
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Feb 2005
Does anyone else here believe that the Bible is hilarious?
God smited people for skeeting on the ground, King David **** some guy so he could bone his wife and one guy rapes his sister and desecrates her. You can't get more vile in a book!
THIS BOOK IS AWESOME.
So, this I made this post for religious debates because I am considerably bored and Christianity is the easiest to pick on since it's so broken. Who here studies...and I mean STUDIED...the bible?
Thunder
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i study it..............
i like the Bible tho....................
it IS hilarious, cuz God was off the hook in the Old Testament................
And as for vile............. yeah it is..................
it is the most gruesome, bloodiest, lustiest, sinniest (****) book in the WORLD....................
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Jesus was bout to beat the ****out them **** when they were sellin stuff in the Temple. He got a whip and everything
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The angel told Lot and his family NOT to look back at what they left behind when they fleed Sodomand Gomorrah. So what did his wife do? Looked back. And God turned her into a pillar of salt.
Bet she was feeling TOO salty :lol:
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AfroPoeticSista wrote:The angel told Lot and his family NOT to look back at what they left behind when they fleed Sodomand Gomorrah. So what did his wife do? Looked back. And God turned her into a pillar of salt. Bet she was feeling TOO salty :lol:
