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Nelson Mandela, Bill Clinton, and Micheal Jackson and 20 kids were on a plane that began to nose-dive. The plane only had 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, being the philanthropist of the group, says, "Let the children have the parachutes." Clinton says, "Screw the children." Michael Jackson then says, "But do we have time?" :lol:

why did this automatically remind me of Aaliyah