You know you ghetto when.....

ok this was a funny book back in the day (do yall remeber?). anyway i wanted start the You Know You Ghetto When... thread. just put some ghetto **** stuff down here. oh, and for the record, it's all in fun and games, please dont anyone get offended. ok i'll start it off... you know you ghetto when you use soap, bakingsoda, salt, or anything else other than toothpaste to brush your teeth.... carry on....

You know you're ghetto when you see a **** roach in your bath water.

You know you ghetto when you go to the barborshop not to get yo haircut but to just kick it. You know you ghetto when you go the "candy store" and buy a 10 cent bag of frooties, a italian beef, some chips w/ cheese and meat, and a square. You know you ghetto when you bring fried chicken to school for lunch. You know you ghetto when you eat breakfast and drink complementary coffee at moo and oink every weekend (for chicago people) You know you ghetto when you turn the stove on to warm up the house. (thats every winter right there lol) You know you ghetto when you got a black monitor, a white keyboard, and a gray tower. Back in the day: You know you was ghetto when you used plyers to turn the TV cause the knob was broke.

you know you ghetto when you work out at the monkie bars in the local park...