Funniest pickup lines

17 replies · 3181 views · Started by In Rod We Trust · May 2005

Whats the funniest ****you ever said or heard somebody say when they was tryin to holla. Mine: "Lemme Knock The Stuffin Out That Egg McMuffin"

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AtlChynaDawl · May 2005

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Old Homeless Man With A Baby Bottle: Ehhhhhhhhhh biscuit, ooo wee..come here biscuuuuuuuuit :???: Da hell???

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P o e t i q R e i g n from Greensboro, NC · May 2005

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not funny...just disturbing...shouted 2 this girl i know by some dude she was passing by on the street (ACtually, "THE STRIP" @ A&T, 4 all the aggies)...WHILE she was on the phone with her BOYFRIEND "girl u look so good, i just wanna **** all inside u" . . . :???:

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La · May 2005

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P o e t i q R e i g n wrote:
not funny...just disturbing...shouted 2 this girl i know by some dude she was passing by on the street (ACtually, "THE STRIP" @ A&T, 4 all the aggies)...WHILE she was on the phone with her BOYFRIEND "girl u look so good, i just wanna **** all inside u" . . . :???:

Talk about not having no shame...

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Poody from Sandy Springs, GA · May 2005

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well when I was at Paine somebody told my friend he would **** all inside her too. i don't know why some boys think thats a good line. The funniest pickup line I heard though was 1st semester last yr. Some guy came up to me and started making spitting noises and saying NBA Live 2004, Madden NFL 2004, Grand Theft Auto, etc....... I was like wtf, what r u talking about? He was like he was trying to spit game at me.

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· May 2005

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Poody wrote:
well when I was at Paine somebody told my friend he would **** all inside her too. i don't know why some boys think thats a good line. The funniest pickup line I heard though was 1st semester last yr. Some guy came up to me and started making spitting noises and saying NBA Live 2004, Madden NFL 2004, Grand Theft Auto, etc....... I was like wtf, what r u talking about? He was like he was trying to spit game at me.

I knew I'd seen that b4.

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Oh man I forgot this one time during the beginning of da school year this boy had came up to me..... Dude: *spit* Madden 2k5 *spit* Mario Kart *spit* NBA Live *spit* Mortal Kombat* Me: (laughing) uhhh what da hell are you talking bout? Dude: I'm trying to spit game at you shawty Me: (laughing hysterically) oh hell nah!!!

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