Ain't nuthin to do in I - O - W - A

So for the month of June I am going/am at the University of Iowa's College of Law for a Pre-law program and let me tell you. IOWA IS ONE SCAREY **** PLACE Seriously, the white people are so DAMN HAPPY AND NICE!!! Its the complete opposite of being in Ohio or Georgia where the white folx either avoid you or just snub you. Here, they actually are nice and socialble people. I have yet to mumble under my breathe, "Cracka-**** Cracka!" Its freaky. But, it is Iowa and therefore there are no Black People here. The few here are transplants from Chicago, and even there aren't alot of them to begin with. Now I need to find out something to do to keep me occupied, so help me think of some things to do. 1. Roll around in the Cornfields 2. Study for the LSAT 3. Read a damn book 4. Travel to Chicago and see Tiphani 5. Put on a Du-rag, White Tee, and some AF1's and go scare the White people. 6. Put on a Du-Rag, White Tee, and some AF1's and tell the White people I'm 50 Cent. ..... Gimme so more ideas.

Uhhh lemme thank Get a video camera and walk around and ask people to do stupid stuff Get on a busy street and walk around blowing a whistle wit some preppy clothes on Put on ya cap and gown from h.s. and walk around the mall buuuut u prolly aint got that so just make one 8-)

Ask white people where u can buy the newest D-Block mixtape Ask random white people can they make koolaid Tell white people that youre lost and ask for directions to Harlem

Visit Ashton Kutchers birthplace :???:

^^**** a white chick that works at a hotel..Just call her up to your room and give her the bidness!! That should be entertaining in white country..