TRIFFLIN ROOMMATE STORIES!!
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Started by Rubberband Man
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Dec 2003
Rubberband Man
Washington, DC
Now in my 3 years at Howard, I've had some trifflin and crazy @$$ roommates.... Like the one that used my cooking pot to make alcoholic drinks.....or the one who left beans on the stove while i was out of town and they were still there when i got back (5 days later).
Post any crazy roommate stories that you may have.
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I had this 1 triflin roommate who only took showers if there was some type of occassion (going 2 the BP 2 trick)....Oneday I left the room for a minute if that long and when I came back this gulla monster was using my deodorant (of course we started banging). Oneday I had just got back from a lonnngggg weekend and she had one of her friends laying in my bed like her **** was goldilocks or some shyt! But the worst part was when me & some friends were chillin' in the room playing PS2 and we kept smelling fish (me being ignorant thought maybe one of my friends needed 2 freshen up....so I just said dayum it smells like fish in here) then everybody was like hellllll yea, I just didn't wanna say anything (blah) so we lookin' around the room and sniffin' and I climbed up on her bunk and she had some bloody **** sheets, so by now i'm blanking and calling her all types of nasty mofoz...so 1 of my girls decided 2 flip the mattress and taaa-daaa there was mad used sanitary napkins under her bed like that was the trashcan...(ughhh, 2 think I had 2 sleep under her). And could u believe she was a big time h*o, I guess that goes 2 show some dudes will stick anything!
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^damn thats beyond disgusting. Thats my biggest fear... gettin a nasty **** roomate next yr... I can deal wit a nasty attitude over nasty hygiene.
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aggieswtheart08 wrote:^damn thats beyond disgusting. Thats my biggest fear... gettin a nasty **** roomate next yr... I can deal wit a nasty attitude over nasty hygiene.


