Whats the worst b-day gift you ever got?

Damn. I got a book last year from my then g.f..... It wasn't a book with a story, or a meaning to it. It was a book of jokes. They weren't even funny, either. "A guy walks into a bar" type jokes.... That cheap, selfish heffa.....and to think, i spent almost $200 on her b-day. Took her out to eat at this upscale restaurant on the white folks side of town, bought her some EXPENSIVE **** RED ROSES, a bunch of candles.... I coulda bought some damn strippers for my b-day party for $200!!!