Getting an r&b artist for a b-day party

Thats my goal. My birthday is Dec. 10 and I want to get a famous r&b singer or a rapper to come. My family is not rich but I KNOW there is a way around the money....any ideas of how I could do this and who should I try to get?

you're tryin to get somebody without spendin money? ... hmm... you could always fake a terminal illness; thats how they did it on the brady bunch

lol....make a wish foundation

You must've been watching too much Sweet 16...Got the average person wantin to have a celeb at dey party and sh**!! I mean, I hope your dream come true because if you want Beyonce..like the one girl said on SW16 Beyonce only performs for half a mill!

I can hook you up w/ two local chicago artists that I'm cool with. Trust me they need gas money so they a do it for a good price. I'll put one of their tracks up if you want :-)