Funniest R&B Lyric

Ok so yesterday i heard the "I'm in love with a stripper" remix with too short twista and kelz. At the end of kels verse he says "I been around the world seen **** all the time but i never seen a **** so so pretty, so so fine ri ew ri ew ri ew rew coming down the POLE! ......I'M WANNA PUT MY WHOLE D*** HEAD IN IT" why this dude come up with the weirdest stuff put post the funniest lyric you've heard

LOL yeah he sayanything to make music these days mm

franchise aint got no money sheeit hol' on beech heeeey!!! - franchise boys in lean wit it rock wit it take a picture for the camera phone - ying yang twins starting to see spaceships on Bankhead - Fabo in Wuz up I don't knooow what yall been told. shawty look back up wassup you that's what's hanninnn - shawty lo from d4l in I'm da man grind on me can't be no **** hoe - born threat in juke ya boy the whole you'se a hoe song by Ludacris Goonie goo-goo, we cut bigfoots and wookies and fat women, because they need love too. So go on big girl, whatchu gon' do? - some dude in Freaky thangs by Luda

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