Dang! It Ain't Even Like That!
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Started by datds07
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Aug 2007
datds07
Jonesboro, GA
WAssup EVerybody! It's been a minute, but Im back and tryna see who is THINKIN POSITIVE. So let's do this. This is how it works: Give a scenario (that looks bad) and the next person TRIES to come up with a positive outcome of why things looked the way they did. Let's keep this goin. Think hard ladies and gentlemen.... And yea, if you dont think the explanation wasn't good enough, let em know "it aint even like that" 
and tell us what REALLY went down. Or just tell what u think about the situation. ME FIRST!!! Let's see how we do!
A woman is at the bank withdrawing all her money. She is married, but the man in the car with her is not her husband. All of her bags are packed and loaded. What is really goin on?
The man is really her day to day driver, doing his job, taking her to the airport. She's just going on a little vacation, probably to the Europe. She stopped at the bank for a little spending money. There's nothing wrong going on there.
Scenario: Your girl's phone rings while she is in the bathroom. You pick up the phone and the voice on the other end is a guy. The guy says "Hey Delicious."
it was a business date
a man is coming in early from work and discovers a another man in his wife's closet
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****^^^^^ HE walks and says honey im home she says honey im in the room ive cooked and ran ur bath water...
But when he looked closely he realized the guy had a tool belt around his waist......Rufus says " What the......" Kathy says (in the r kelly like way) hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy hes just fixing the clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeet DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. Rufus says "Oh yeah the closet door finally we gettin this on the hinges so it can close properly now"
Scenario:
A hard working fiancee comes home from work pretty early and sees his no good brother's car in the driveway at his house and he walks in the door the first thing he smells is his wife's victoria secret body perfume mixed with his brothers candie cologne and he sees his brothers shoes, belt , and shoes and he heres his girl making noises like shes getting a good work out and heres something creeking constantly so he starts walking up the stairs to the bedroom....................
Jamaican Shawty wrote:****^^^^^ HE walks and says honey im home she says honey im in the room ive cooked and ran ur bath water... But when he looked closely he realized the guy had a tool belt around his waist......Rufus says " What the......" Kathy says (in the r kelly like way) hunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyy hes just fixing the clooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooseeeeeeeeeet DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR. Rufus says "Oh yeah the closet door finally we gettin this on the hinges so it can close properly now" Scenario: A hard working fiancee comes home from work pretty early and sees his no good brother's car in the driveway at his house and he walks in the door the first thing he smells is his wife's victoria secret body perfume mixed with his brothers candie cologne and he sees his brothers shoes, belt , and shoes and he heres his girl making noises like shes getting a good work out and heres something creeking constantly so he starts walking up the stairs to the bedroom....................
