Let's Make A Story v2.0

The last story(http://forums.hbcuconnect.com/tha-yard/4263-fukk-sentence-lets-make-story.html) lasted 54 pages, let's start another. The only rule is to add only 3 words to the story. I'll begin... In the back

of the room

there was a

big black juicy

that belonged to

a chain smoker

who gave good

directions to the

best spot in