FUNERALS

BellaMocha wrote:

When my freind's grandfather died she was upset. But not as upset as her aunt. So the whole service the aunt was wailing. And I'm not talking about a wail here and a wail there. No it sounded like one continious wail. From start to finish all you can hear is her aunt "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd why tell me why laaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd." For an hour straight. So I'm consoling my freind but I'm smart enough to look up at her grandmother giving the aunt the evil eye, like shut the fucc UP!. So we get to the burial site and they sit the immediate family. The grandmother decided to let her daughter (the aunt) sit right in front and she sat close by. By the time the aunt had quieted down. But as soon as they hooked up the casket to be lowered into the hole, here the aunt go wailing agian "laaaaaaaaaaaawd why...tell me whyy laaaaaaaaaaaawd..jesssuss" The grandmother couldn't take it anymore, took her hand back to last christmas and smack the ****outta the back of the aunt's head. The aunt didn't say anything just looked down and sobbed quietly. I thought I was going to fall over and die myself from trying to hold in my laughter. and when I looked around everybody had their head turned away so no one would see them laughing.