I'm looking 4...Is it u?

I'm lookin for, southern girl that cook like Patti LaBelle big ghetto ****, scarf over doobie Chanell under the louie, Gucci over **** Vicki covered ****, attitude of the city pretty, witty, girly, whirly one who likes to party but come home early light kinda dark, short sorta tall slim, kinda thick I swear I love 'em all she can cook the coke and got hook up on the license but she can get you first class seats for coach prices isn't this great, my flight leaves at eight her flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds

am i the only one who just does not get u.......I mean why are u posting this