roommate rants

24 replies · 4311 views · Started by URBAN_QUEEN · Jun 2004
okay yall so im bout to be new to this whole "college" thang and im so eerie about havin a roomate !!! man i aint had to share a room since 88' so tell me whats up wit the roomates... the good, the bad and the stinky...let it rip....
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EkWoah · Jun 2004
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well i am very dominate, so i knew i had to take control, the second i met my roommate,before i even knew his name, i beat his **** and told him NEVER to **** me off, trust, he left me alone the whooole year, you cant show weakness. i'm playin me and my roommate were tight, but then again i get a long with people well so i dunno about you
URBAN_QUEEN · Jun 2004
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OMG.... NOT YOU JUST BEAT HIM UP!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA
AggieSweetie07 · Jun 2004
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we'll my first roommate, we never said a word to each other, i tried my hardest not to cause i would've had to hit her cause she would do nuttin but stare at you even we i was getting dress....my second roommate was cool as hell, but we never hung out outside of the room... i wish you nuttin but luck...most situations i heard that you didn't get along with the other, but who knows you might get lucky...
SuperFly · Jun 2004
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I had to bus' mine's **** last year. That **** was cocky as hell. He swore up and down that he was bad as hell and could whip anybody's ****. Keep in mind that this lil **** still had a squeaky **** voice and was scrawny as hell. So one day I was like "f*ck it... let's go". So he starts callin me a **** and whatever and tryin to get a lick in. I picked this **** up and put him over my shoulder. Then I carried his lil black **** (he makes Nino look light skinned) out in the hallway. So I walked up and down the hall with him kick and screamin and I asked er'rybody standin out in the hall and in the lobby "Which one of us looks like a **** to you?" Anytime after that, all I had to do was raise my hand and he was in a corner cowering. He tried to test me a couple other times, but I duely put him in his place. Aggie puppies... I swear... :roll:
Poody · Jun 2004
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AggieHighlander wrote:
I had to bus' mine's **** last year. That Knee Groe was cocky as hell. He swore up and down that her was bad as hell and could whip anybody's ****. Keep in mind that this lil Knee Groe still had a squeaky **** voice and was scrawny as hell. So one day I was like "f*ck it... let's go". So he starts callin me a B*tch and whatever and tryin to get a lick in. I picked this Knee Groe up and put him over my shoulder. Then I carried his lil black **** (he makes Nino look light skinned) out in the hallway. So I walked up and down the hall with him kick and screamin and I asked er'rybody standin out in the hall and in the lobby "Which one of us looks like a B*tch to you?" Anytime after that, all I had to do was raise my hand and he was in a corner cowering. He tried to test me a couple other times, but I duely put him in his place. Aggie puppies... I swear... :roll:
okay Lex Luger
EkWoah · Jun 2004
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.....that was a joke right? lol cuz that would be a damn shame
SuperFly · Jun 2004
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Poody da Cutie wrote:
AggieHighlander wrote:
I had to bus' mine's **** last year. That Knee Groe was cocky as hell. He swore up and down that her was bad as hell and could whip anybody's ****. Keep in mind that this lil Knee Groe still had a squeaky **** voice and was scrawny as hell. So one day I was like "f*ck it... let's go". So he starts callin me a B*tch and whatever and tryin to get a lick in. I picked this Knee Groe up and put him over my shoulder. Then I carried his lil black **** (he makes Nino look light skinned) out in the hallway. So I walked up and down the hall with him kick and screamin and I asked er'rybody standin out in the hall and in the lobby "Which one of us looks like a B*tch to you?" Anytime after that, all I had to do was raise my hand and he was in a corner cowering. He tried to test me a couple other times, but I duely put him in his place. Aggie puppies... I swear... :roll:
okay Lex Luger
I really did enjoy kicking his ****. It was fun to watch him curl up in the fetal position in his bed and squeal like a man ****. If you don't believe me, you can ask Chris. He KNOWs that lil punk was a ****.
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Poody · Jun 2004
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AggieHighlander wrote:
Poody da Cutie wrote:
AggieHighlander wrote:
I had to bus' mine's **** last year. That Knee Groe was cocky as hell. He swore up and down that her was bad as hell and could whip anybody's ****. Keep in mind that this lil Knee Groe still had a squeaky **** voice and was scrawny as hell. So one day I was like "f*ck it... let's go". So he starts callin me a B*tch and whatever and tryin to get a lick in. I picked this Knee Groe up and put him over my shoulder. Then I carried his lil black **** (he makes Nino look light skinned) out in the hallway. So I walked up and down the hall with him kick and screamin and I asked er'rybody standin out in the hall and in the lobby "Which one of us looks like a B*tch to you?" Anytime after that, all I had to do was raise my hand and he was in a corner cowering. He tried to test me a couple other times, but I duely put him in his place. Aggie puppies... I swear... :roll:
okay Lex Luger
I really did enjoy kicking his ****. It was fun to watch him curl up in the fetal position in his bed and squeal like a man B*tch. If you don't believe me, you can ask Chris. He KNOWs that lil punk was a B*tch.
oh i believe you just don't shoot me
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SuperFly · Jun 2004
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Why would I shoot you? I thought we was homies? 8)
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