MAURY PATERNITY SHOWS-QUESTION!

47 replies · 7642 views · Started by vanity reloaded · Jun 2004
Can someone for the life of me explain why, after these broads on the paternity shows, who are 100% sure that the "dude" is the father, when they find out he is not why do they fall out on the floor screaming and crying like someone near and dear to them died??? They just showed previews for tomorrow's episode ((you guessed it, more paternity results)) and these chics are literally rolling around on the floor screaming and hollering like they're on fire and ish. Okay this is a silly. Just wanna know what yall thought of these chics and their rants. Maury is the paternity test king :arrow:
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· Jun 2004
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I luh dat show!!!!! They be on there yellin' all up in dude's face talkin' this & that how he tha only 1 she was wit & then he ain't tha daddy. Of course ole girl gotta run off tha stage screaming hysterically. Haha! Good stuff! :lol:
IgnoranceIsBliss · Jun 2004
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Maury has THE best paternity shows! I love it when dude is not the father.
*J.O.* · Jun 2004
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the funniest on was when the blood dude was on there and when they said he wasn't the pops he started B hopping and throwing signs
· Jun 2004
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~BadAzzGina~ wrote:
I luh dat show!!!!! They be on there yellin' all up in dude's face talkin' this & that how he tha only 1 she was wit & then he ain't tha daddy. Of course ole girl gotta run off tha stage screaming hysterically. Haha! Good stuff! :lol:
LOL! You know what's crazy? The audience is ALWAYS on the chics side! Even if she's been on the show thirty times with fifty different nigs! And them hoes is ALWAYS 5,000% sure that dude is the fatha! :evil:
· Jun 2004
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jumpoff wrote:
the funniest on was when the blood dude was on there and when they said he wasn't the pops he started B hopping and throwing signs
:lol: What about the dark-skinned dude who was on there and the woman was revealing to him that the kids might not be his?! "Naw cuz you know it aint goin down like dat I'm from da durty durty!" :lol: :lol:
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· Jun 2004
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A-Dub wrote:
QT_Cutie2007 wrote:
Maury has THE best paternity shows! I love it when dude is not the father.
hell yeah... me and my mom be dyin... especially when them girls be talkin so much Shiiiiiiiyiiiit... :arrow:
GAWD! Don't get me started on the "I'm 10,000% sure that you're tha fatha, you the only **** I been wif! Take curr a yo kid! Take curr a yo kid!"
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Spelmanlady08 · Jun 2004
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Cosigns everyone, but its's really funny how their whole demeanor changes when they finally calm down. Maury: Do you think you know who the father could be? Girl: (In wimpy voice) Yes, it could be about five different guys.
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· Jun 2004
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QT_Cutie2007 wrote:
Maury has THE best paternity shows! I love it when dude is not the father.
"I'm a thousand percent sure dat **** iz da fatha! How he gon' call me a hoe when I took curr a him?! Bring him out! Bring him out! Naw f**k dat bring him out! Look at her nose! Look at her teeth! That'z yo baby ****! Take curr a yo kid!>>>you are NOT tha father<<<< **girl does a stop, drop, and roll* "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, OMG! OMG! What?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *rolls from the stage to the audience* Nooooooooooo they gotta do it again that aint right! Ahhhh OMG! *crawls like a baby from the audience to backstage* OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Noooooooooooooooooo! This can't be true! This can't beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
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IgnoranceIsBliss · Jun 2004
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Did that Spanish chick ever find her baby's daddy. She was on there a lot.
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