Craziest Things You've Experienced On The Road

Plastic Spinners... enough said... :roll:

Sometimes I hate driving while at home; somtimes I can't understand why there are so many trees everywhere with no street lights ('dem pure country roads). In one night I saw 3 possums and **** them all.

One time, during senior year, I was driving to school and like Chad we also got tight curvy country roads. I was late as hell so I'm flying down the road when all of a sudden a big **** Wild Turkey comes flying in front of da car. Yall I'm **** **** serious, a WILD TURKEY!!!! Dat b!tch can't fly but so high so he was like at the height of my windshield. It was swaying back and forth in front of da car. It scared the hell outta me man!!! I kept honking da horn and yelling MOVE DAMMIT!!! Then it decides to stop flying and just sit in da road. :roll: So I just went around it. My sophomore year I was walking to the bus stop and a family of deers darted right across me. You talkin bout somebody running like hell. I felt like Marion Jones.

Man one time me an my boys was at boy Joey house out in the real suburbs of MD. Joey this lil white dude who act black as hell. So we were bored and it was night time so we decided to drive around wit 2 cartons on eggs n throw em at shyt. So we was on this lil **** road drivin wit the lights off throwin eggs and this car was drivin past us and we hit it wit some eggs. Next thing we know dude pulled a U-turn on that lil **** winding road and chased us. We were goin like 80 around curves n shyt. So we hit this tight **** curve next thing we know she hear SCREECH.....BAM!!! we look back Dude done ran into a fukkin tree. We were laughin like hell