WHATCHA GONNA DO if/WHEN they come 4 u...

aiight...i was talkin' with one of my friends the otha night...."the draft (war, not NBA )" came up 4 a ****....& i was tellin' him about what my mom jokingly said a few years ago (back when the possibility of a draft wasn't really what Americans took seriously :?)...she was like, if i were to ever be drafted, she'd grab a nice dude 2 get me knocked up wit tha quickness, lol... my friend was like, yooo on tha real jameya - if our names do come up, that's what we gon' do, aiight? i'm comin' RIGHT over there & gettin' u pregnant...we havin' a baby :lol: :lol: :lol:... okay, so my question to YOU all is....aiight, so i won't say WHEN (even tho we all know thas a bit more realistic), but IF...the draft comes about...& you were to get drafted....WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!??! now we all know this is a different time from tha Vietnam War era....so woulda ya, woulda, would ya......stand UP for yo country & go handle ya warlike bizness?? would ya be on tha first flight 2 Canada (:lol...??? would u try your best to contest and/or protest your being drafted or the draft as a whole????? would ya ummm...just "pretend" u didn't receive the letter sending for ya in tha 1st place (:lol: :lol?????? or would ya try to think of some different type of scheme (or *ahem*...legal loop-hole) 2 get chaself out of it? speak on it....

I'm moving to England... But nah, on the real, I'm a country boy. Therefore I know how to HUNT. :evil: Rest assure that not a one of them lil **** will get away from me. I'm not afraid of going over there if I have to. But they'd best not be where I am, otherwise there won't be any prisoners to take... might even be a few soldiers short, 'cause I'm shootin at where the sound is comin from, so the boys on my side best not sneak up on me.

I'd either make a pass at a commanding officer for a quick dishonorable discharge, Shoot myself in the shin wit a M-16 and pray I live, or just say fukk it and move to germany