I'm glad they invented the ______ because now I kan ______??

I'm glad they invented the cellphone, because now I kan have monthly charges that are close to $100 I'm glad they invented the clock, because now I can wake up on time. I'm glad they invented spinning rims, because now I don't have to worry as much about MY rims getting stolen since mine don't spin.

I'm glad they invented the spellcheck so I can understand what the hell this man is talking about.

I'm glad they invented Playstation 2 with all the sport games to go with it...Without it, I would have committed **** because of boredom many of days...

i'm glad they invented AIM because i can talk to ppl until my daytime minutes kick in!!

I'm glad they invented whips.....and handcuffs....cause they're fun....

:arrow: Im glad they invented DEODORANT...(especially for them extra stanky people) :arrow: Im glad they invented MUSIC VIDEOS...because without them, i'd be really bored half tha day. :arrow: Im glad they invented the CAR...cause everyone who knows me knows that i dont walk my BLACK **** nowhere!!!! :lol: :lol:

I'm glad they invented condoms. now i can make as many water balloons as i want for free during school. I'm glad they invented aim. now i can lose hours of sleep every night and block as many females as i want to. I'm glad they invented affirmative action. now i don't have to become a street pharmacist. I'm glad they invented groupies, now i have the possibily of becoming a statistic.