Craziest things you've seen on the metro/subway/marta etc.

I was readin the craziest things on the yard post. and i started thinkin about the craziest things i saw on metro. And wanted to know what you guys saw on public transportation.

I was on the Marta Train on my way back from the GA Dome. And some man was selling lighters. I seen people sell cd's and cologne, but never lighters

My story is kinda long but here it is I was on the bus one night with my homie headin for a dance. and out side we hear someone yellin "fu*k seattle" "im from fu*kin cleavland ohio" and all this trash. so im on here thinkin it was some cluck talkin out his ****. so the bus stops and lets the white dude with a suit and his hair all slicked back. he looks around the bus and starts yellin the same stufff he did outside. so the bus driver gets on the phone and tries to call the police, the white dude then starts wrestlin with the driver over the phone, and punches him in the face. the bus driver drops the phone and looks straight ahead like nothin happend. so the white boy walks toward the back of the bus and this old white dude gets up and says you cant do that, and immediately he gets socked in the face and he sits down. and while all of this is happenin im the only one the bus laughin my ****. and the white boy gets off the bus and runs down the street.