Worst break up line or story!

29 replies · 6085 views · Started by sweetlady0307 · Jul 2004
Hey, I was answering another post earlier about breakups when I thought of a question for a new post... What is the worst, stupidest way someone has ever broken up wit you or vice-versa... Mine is my EX who is in England sent me a TEXT MESSAGE asking "How would you feel about us breaking up". Now he and I were IN LOVE or at least I thought so...SILLY ME!
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R-Tistic · Jul 2004
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Soph. year in high school, a female I had been with for a while was on punishment, supposedly, and couldn't use the phone for two weeks. When she was allowed to use the phone and after I hadn't talked to her in like two weeks, "somebody" called playin Avant "separated" and then hung up. I *69'd and it was her dumb **** like "did you listen to what the lyrics said?" I was in denial and was like nah I donno, and she was like "well...I don't want to be with you any more. I am gettin with...well, I already got with somebody else and I have been with him for three weeks. I was on punishment because I ditched school with him one day and got caught."
jadekiss · Jul 2004
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I'mma have to nominate myself for this. Cuz I did ole booy DIIIRTY I'm supposed to be a mature young woman in high school going with my boyfreind and he was just getting on my nerves. We had been together for about 8 months, but DAMN he would work a nerve. I'd avoided his **** for a whole month. Then I was like FUCC IT! I wrote his **** this ragedy **** letter on the back of a napkin and had my freind give it to him. I was laughing on the inside, but when I think about it, I was wrong as shyt.
· Jul 2004
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R-Tistic wrote:
Soph. year in high school, a female I had been with for a while was on punishment, supposedly, and couldn't use the phone for two weeks. When she was allowed to use the phone and after I hadn't talked to her in like two weeks, "somebody" called playin Avant "separated" and then hung up. I *69'd and it was her dumb **** like "did you listen to what the lyrics said?" I was in denial and was like nah I donno, and she was like "well...I don't want to be with you any more. I am gettin with...well, I already got with somebody else and I have been with him for three weeks. I was on punishment because I ditched school with him one day and got caught."
sorry playboy....but ahahahahhaaahaah HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHA AHAHAHAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLO
Poody · Jul 2004
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Me and my friend called her boyfriend who broke up wit her and played U don't have to call. That sh!t was funny man. Now it's just corny
BmoreBabigyrl · Jul 2004
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This was a loong time ago but a friend of mine boyfriend gave her a letter... her wanting to brag opened it in front of all of her friends.. on the inside of tha paper was a band-aid and under it said "You Cut".. and then this man signed his name... now... i know it was mean.. but it was darn right creative... I laffed soo hard... I mean dag.. and all her ppl was like what it say???
· Jul 2004
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BmoreBabigyrl wrote:
This was a loong time ago but a friend of mine boyfriend gave her a letter... her wanting to brag opened it in front of all of her friends.. on the inside of tha paper was a band-aid and under it said "You Cut".. and then this man signed his name... now... i know it was mean.. but it was darn right creative... I laffed soo hard... I mean dag.. and all her ppl was like what it say???
****...that was cold...creative, but cold...i wish somebody would do that to me
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Soul D-Psi-ple · Jul 2004
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I remember I broke up with my ex back in my sophomore year in highschool the day after the homecoming dance. She didn't go to the dance with me and I was a bit **** off (hey, I'm a cancer. I got emotional). I told her, "It's not you. It's me............" I still feel like a ****. NOTE TO SELF: GROW UP AND GET THE FOCK OVER IT!
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Poody · Jul 2004
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BmoreBabigyrl wrote:
This was a loong time ago but a friend of mine boyfriend gave her a letter... her wanting to brag opened it in front of all of her friends.. on the inside of tha paper was a band-aid and under it said "You Cut".. and then this man signed his name... now... i know it was mean.. but it was darn right creative... I laffed soo hard... I mean dag.. and all her ppl was like what it say???
:lol: yeah i remember those lines. that was them elementary days. we used to draw garbage trucks and be like " u just got dumped". Kids can be so mean
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· Jul 2004
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I saw someone tell a girl this.... "I like you...like the physical you...but I don't like you...you suck **** as a person...Literally...don't cry **girl crying**...You look worse when u cry...now I don't like you at all..." And he walks away
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