YO MAMA, YO MAMA, YO MAMA

You know how it goes just add your funniest line!!! Yo Mama so Fat she wears sand castles for sandles. Yo Mama so stank she use Tide for deodorant. Yo Mama so Fat she eats out the Super Bowl for breakfast. Yo Mama so Big she danced to time for the perculator and the seasons changed. Yo Mama so skinny she use cherios for hoola hoops. Yo Mama so old she tucked Jesus in at night after she read him the ten commandments. Yo Mama so old she dated Kernel Sanders {kfc} Yo Mama so old she used pyramids as checkers Yo mama so fat she use lunchables as snacks Yo mama so stank Rick James was like Not That Bi$%%%%%% Yo Mama so dumb she make George Bush seem intelligent Yo moma so dumb she thought Anthrax was a ride Yo mama so Dumb she thought OJ didn't do it Yo mama so dumb she thought Puffy was a cereal Yo mama so dumb she thought Social Security protected the president!!

um. . .it's been a while but Yo momma so old she took drivers ed on a dinosaur. Yo momma so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the switch. Yo momma so old, her Social Security Number is 0. Yo momma so old she **** dust. Yo momma so old her **** leak powdered milk. Yo momma so old she got a yearbook picture next to Jesus. Yo daddy so black, when he gets out the car, the **** light comes on. Yo momma so big, she irons on the driveway. Yo momma so small she can hangglide on a dorito. Yo momma so stupid; she asked what the 25th letter of the alphabet was. I said, "Y" and she said, because I want to know. Yo momma so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, so she could make up her mind. Yo momma so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing out Ws. Yo momma is so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF. Yo momma got one leg and they call her hop-along.

you mama so fat she got enough rolls to start a bakery