Favorite Character Jokes

Aite, what's your favorite jokes from a TV show character. One of mine's is when Martin was stuck in the woods, drinkin some wine and wrapped in a blanket wit Pam cuz they cold. And when Tommy, Cole, and Gina find them in the woods, Martin's like: "Damn, baby! :sad: How you gonna leave me up here wit the Abdominable Snow Pam?!" :lol: Yeah I know this supposed to be in Movies & TV, but y'all know good and well nobody looks in there for real.

stuck in the basement sittin on a tricycle girl gettin on my nerves.....thought she was fine she blew my mind but I don't know her body hers....fresh prince when will and tisha campbell was in the basement durin that ****...

Fresh Prince of Bel Air just came on, I know I'm gonna get one.

I'm not sure if this includes animated TV characters, but here are a few of mine: Peter from Family Guy Peter leaves a bar with his friends and then starts walking on some grass that has a "Keep of the Grass" sign on it: Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me. Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch This] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me, Can't Touch me, Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy, from Lethal Weapon 2, I've got diplomatic Immunity, so Hammer, you can't ****, I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets, I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's ****, Can't touch me, Can't touch me. Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing? Peter: Can't touch me. Cleveland: I believe it's the worm. Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me, STOP, Peter time, I'm a big shot, there's no doubt, light a fire then **** it out, Don't like it, kiss my ****, Just for a minute, let's all do the bump, Can't touch me, Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump, Can't touch me, I'm Presidential Peter, Interns think I'm hot, Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot, I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay, It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way, Can't touch me. Ned Flanders from Simpsons This is the episode where a **** destroys Neds house and the entire town of Springfield teams together to build him a new one. Ned walks away from the demolished "house" and begins to buff his glasses. The right lens falls out, and Ned lets out a groan and puts on his glasses. Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding **** crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!? [shocked gasps] Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best. Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions! Bart: Hey! Back off, man! Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?" [everyone gasps] Bart: I am shocked and appalled. Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything. Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED! [Wiggum laughs] What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!! Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act! Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a ****! Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on? Ned: [to Moe] You ****, hate-filled man! Moe: Hey, hey, I may be **** and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said? [everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly] Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met. Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy. Hank Hill from King of the Hill PEGGY: I think it is time we see a fertility specialist. HANK: He's just gonna poke and prod my **** nethers. No thank you