Yes or No...

I'll ask a question, and ya'll answer it with either yes or no...and follow up with another question. Do you think you'll be ready for the workforce after college?

Yes. I mean, I participate in the school luncheon and all the activities. I own one African outfit that I wore once for fashion day. I think that's celebrating. Do you own a skateboard?

Not now, when I was littler I had one. I was more of a BMX kid though. Have you ever won anything off the radio?

You aren't talking about 2 cops are you? Either way, no I didn't know that. Can you pat your head with your left hand and rub your stomach clockwise with your right?

yes i can do that can you talk on your cell phone, talk to somebody online, and do your homework??

Yes! can you read backwards?

nah, but upside down is a definate.. Can change a tire.... with one arm.

Probably so, just give me a pneumatic drill to make it easier! Can you change a tire....period?

Yes! Can you read this?...it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Nope...just jibberish to me! Do you know Robert's Rules of Order?

Yes! Are you smarter than a 5th grader?