Let's Make A Story v2.0

The last story(http://forums.hbcuconnect.com/tha-yard/4263-fukk-sentence-lets-make-story.html) lasted 54 pages, let's start another. The only rule is to add only 3 words to the story. I'll begin... In the back

we joined another

that were selling

unauthorized herbal substances

which made everybody

leave all thier

Cognac bottles home!

But they brung... (brung aint tha rite word but "did bring" woulda been 2 many, roll with it)

Hennessy and Coke!

and pepto bismal