YO MOMMA

Ya momma so fat she fell in love and broke that sh!t

Yo mama so fat she use I-85 for a slip n slide Yo mama so black you put a red dot on her head she look like a beeper (Classic) Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a **** popped outta George Washington nose. Yo mama so old, Jesus signed her yearbook

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

This is fun (this all I use to do back in the day) Yo mama so dumb it took her a hour to cook minute rice Yo mama so poor I seen her on a skateboard and I was like what u doin, she said takin a ride in the family car.