Who "came" first the chicken or the d!ck? lol...thats a sick dude that chicken musta been terrified...and those who **** it where did the send the chikcens lifeless body? ya know McDonalds uses real chicken now..hmmmmmmmmmmm lol...he couldnt get a hoe or something? Its sad but I'd clown her, she turned her man off of human beings and made him love poultry...her skills must suck lol
Dayum... I wonder what goes on in these peoples heads... :?
"Hey pretty birdy, I got somethin for ya... oh yeah, you's a reeeaaal preetty li'l thang. Wait don't run, c'mon bacK here!
Oooh you so soft... and these feathers you have are just beautiful, they bring out your eyes so nicely. You always got them tail feathers tooted up bacK there... Hmmmm.... :idea: .... *ZIIIP* "
.... Hell he coulda choKed his own chicKen and came out better, at least if she woulda caught him doing that he wouldn't have fet the need to **** himself nor her. :? Oh well that's life
:? Word....
And even then, he's long gone, and she gotta live with that whole thing attached to her name...She prob thinkin about a thousand ways to play it off or play it down....You know how rumors start...
"Her man **** himself, she caught him messing with some chicken head"
Can you imagine what said when she caught him?...."Uhhh, it's not what you think...Uhhh, an egg was stuck...."
Whole new meaning to "choking the chicken" :lol:
heck nah...
