Yo Momma Jokes!
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Started by ecepeda
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Jan 2008
ecepeda
Hialeah, FL
Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here.
Show me what you got ****!!
I'll start.
Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!Yo mama so fat, when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so nasty and dumb, she asked Santa why he keep callin her name out!
Hoooo! Hoooo! Hoooo! 
#15
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Ya mom is so big and fat that she could get busy wit' twenty two burritos. When times are rough, I seen her in the back of Taco Bell n handcuffs... 
Yo mama so old she got an autographed bible...
And she just posted a for sale ad on an ark with slight water damage...
#20
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Yo mama so old, her social security number is a decimal.
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