Fellas: Learn how to read signals

Fellas, one quik way to find out how a girl feels about you is to judge her hugs. If you hug her and she gives you a tight squeeze that lingers, and then she rubs yer back, then you know you in there! But if when she hugs you, she gives you the "Three pats" then yer done, you are deemed a friend and nothing more. But Titus, what's the Three pats? Pay attention to when she leans in to hug you. If she gives you three pats on the back or shoulder, that's female morse code for: Pat(You) Pat(Gets) Pat(None) You are forever locked out of the Pearly Gates and you might as well add her to your Only Friends and Family phone plan. It's really official if she bends at the waist so that Mr. Happy can't get close enough to get Too Happy.