Fellas: 10 simple ways to know SHE'S FAKING IT

Okay I don't know if this has been done already but here goes: :arrow: If she's reading a book while you're perfoming the act :arrow: If she forgets your down there :arrow: If she's painting her nails during the act :arrow: If the TV is on and she's all into whatever is on :arrow: If she's saying your name with little-no enthusiasm :arrow: If she's on the phone during the act :arrow: If your hitting it and she's obviously drier than a mug but she's still yelling anyway, yup, fakin it :wink: :arrow: If she's talking A LOT, chances are she's faking;any female will tell you that when we're getting that good ish, there aren't any words: just moans, groans, and slurred speech :arrow: ^^^The professional faker will have the moans and groans down to a tee :wink: Again, if she is dry down there while making all this noise, then nope. Ya aint hittin it right buddy :wink: and yup she's faking. Sorry. :arrow: The cake taker: If she says "thank god" or "finally!" after you ****, you already know what it is Ladies please feel free to add any I may have missed :wink: 8) :arrow:

She's had to fake it...Poor thing :lol: