Funny Things About Your Church...
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Started by 1FocusedBruh
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Jun 2004
Ok..I haven't been to church on the regular since I moved to the Chicago Area but before I moved I would go to church every sunday plus bible school and out side of the actually sermon my church was FULL of COMEDY..
1. I know this may seem mean but our choir had some kind of **** guy..I'm not sure if he could sing but he'd have on his BIG glasses(like Lil Darrell) and when the choir would clap he would always be off beat and he would clap LOUD as Hell..
2. One of our Deacons, couldn't see all that well or he couldn't read lol. When he would ask us to opend our books to So and So he'll read a scripture from another book..Someone would have to tell him to get on the right page..****..later he had a assistant to read from the book for him
3. Our church had a playground in the area and no patrol guy and when I was younger all of the kids would sneak out of church to have fun at the playground while we were supposed to be in church..
4. Why did this couple "Catch the holy ghost" 5 minutes after church started?? I mean..DAMN! They were running around and ish..lol
Well, that's all I have..Please share some memories about your church with us
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**MissC is 20** wrote::arrow: Some Sundays I sit and wish someone would start shouting (catching the holy ghost) just so my pastor can sit down...he keeps going like he's just waiting for somebody to hop out their seats.
When i saw that the line to pick ur kids up from children church wrapped back around to the sanctuary......i go to a big @ss church :?
Instead of someone readin the anouncements......we have video anouncements-yep right there in the sanctuary!
My friends church:
One Youth Sunday the preacher jus burst out into song and aint nobody expect it....and then he was talkin about "Join in" and aint nobody knew what the hell he was sangin...
The building fund offering: that gets taken up every sunday-but yet the church has already been renovated...2x
