I'm glad they invented the ______ because now I kan ______??
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Started by KärolinaPläyboy
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Jul 2004
KärolinaPläyboy
charlotte, NC
I'm glad they invented the cellphone, because now I kan have monthly charges that are close to $100
I'm glad they invented the clock, because now I can wake up on time.
I'm glad they invented spinning rims, because now I don't have to worry as much about MY rims getting stolen since mine don't spin.
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Im glad they invented WAX to remove facial/eyebrow hair
Im glad they invented BOOKS for people to read
Im glad they invented COMPUTERS
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I'm glad they invented the mario cart because now I can have an excuse to not do my work!!!
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i'm glad they invented emoticons because now i don't have to type as much. 
i'm especially glad they invented this emoticon 
because it just says so much.
i'm glad they invented Oust Air Sanitizer because i got some stanky **** brothers
i'm especially glad they invented this emoticon because it just says so much.
i'm glad they invented Oust Air Sanitizer because i got some stanky **** brothers
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I'm Glad they invented Sports Bras, bekause now all the little girls around the world can feel supported....regardless of size, color or race.
I'm glad they invented camera phones because now people are more willing to snap nude pictures of themselves and sending them out.
I'm glad the invented tongue rings, bekause now ladies can Bling-bling, while they're doing their Thing-thing!! 
I'm glad they invented the TV and Kool Aid cuz no TV and Kool Aid makes Poody go CRAZY!!!
I'm glad they invented the computer so I can not be bored throughout the day
I'm glad they invented the Hot Comb cuz now boys can run their fingers through my hair.
I'm glad they invented lotion cuz ashiness is just wrong
Im glad they invented DVD PLAYERS so now I dont have to rewind a movie anytime I wanna see it again. I just put it back on.
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Im glad they invented The Day After Pill cuz now a nig dont gotta worry bout if she really on ****
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Rowdy Roddy Pipe wrote:Im glad they invented The Day After Pill cuz now a nig dont gotta worry bout if she really on ****
