U gon die anyway!!

Aight tonight i went out to eat wit some friends at Rockola's. And there was a tv and it was turned to the Luberjack Channel (i guess that is what u call it). And they were just running across these logs that are suspended in water. It is a race to the end of the pool and if u fall u are d-q'd. any i was think.... what if u were a lumberjack and u were working and all of a sudden there was the big A$$ Black Grizzle Bear right in yo face. so u start running and u come to this lake that had logs going across it. A) would u try to make it across knowing that bears can swim if u fall B) u to scared to run across the water because u can't swim and u know u are going to drown so u stop and just let the bear have u for dinner C) drop and play **** and recite the lord's prayer with crying D) just jump in the water and drown trying to get across E) just scream like a bytch and run around till the bear or u gets tired If it was me i would have to choose the combination of B, C, and E. Because i know i can't swin so i am not going to try and make it running across some logs that me be some damn alligators. (reference to Placid Lake)