Crab Names..it is that time of the year

well this will be my first time on the other side of this but what crab names yall gone use for these incoming freshmen trying to cross over into you various organizations.??? can't get right (for that one just off freshmen... can't do nothing right) ****-(always giving to the darkest freshmen... i was called tyrese) Sweetcakes-(for that one freshmen who is a mamma's boy and always complaining) Sunshine-(token white boy name)

I know its grip of crab names. Being that I am a crab I have like two.