If You Were a Stripper

47 replies · 15436 views · Started by strawberryz04 · Jul 2004
Ladies, i know most of the time we "hate" on the strippers doin their thing. And they're looked upon as hoes. But somewhere deep inside our mind there's that little stripper dying to come out. Whether you're getting down for your man, or admiring what you're workin with, its always fun to imagine. U can blame it on Playaz Club, or G-String Divaz. lol. But we've thought about it. Personally ever since i read Bad Gyrlz by Shannon Holmes, I've dug the name Goldie, cuz of my eyez. lol. But I'm also feelin the song 24's by Twista. So i would be Goldie 24's, and I would have some 24 inch spinners wit poles on the top of them..and i would be ridin them and swingin from pole to pole while they spinnin, wit a gold bathin suit. ****. and the rims would e lightin up. All while this song is playin in the background. "Drop it drop it to the flo, spin it like some stop and go's. " ****. N E Wayz...since you may not be bold to get up on that pole in real life, what would your stripper name be? what would be your tricks? what would your stage show be like? etc. Lights, Camera, Action, You're On...
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· Jul 2004
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Knocker Netta cause.....well u can guess :wink:
· Jul 2004
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xavierette wrote:
Knocker Netta cause.....well u can guess :wink:
**** at that. girl u must got some tig ol bitties. don't knock ya self out.
AfroPoeticSista · Jul 2004
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I'd be named Scarlette 'cuz ol' girl from Gone With The Wind was the original player my songs: :arrow: None of Ur Friends Bizness-Ginuwine, Damn-Profile(yall remember that one , "Make a n**** say oh damn hot damn"), Anywhere-112, Get Low-YingYang My tricks: I can bellydance REAL GOOD, so i know how to isolate my upper from my lower body. lots of undulation, shaking, shimmying, and snakin :twisted: my outfit: I'd have the whole back to africa egyptian seduction thing going on wit the wrist jingles hipscarves and veils :lol: i'm so goofy my future husband gon be happy when he find out he done married a closet freak
In Rod We Trust · Jul 2004
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AfroPoeticSista wrote:
my future husband gon be happy when he find out he done married a closet freak
cosigns to that..... My name...probably Caramel Confection or Hypnotic....both self explanatory... My specialty....that's just TOO exclusive that I haven't even thought of it yet!
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· Jul 2004
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strawberryz04 wrote:
xavierette wrote:
Knocker Netta cause.....well u can guess :wink:
**** at that. girl u must got some tig ol bitties. don't knock ya self out.
I do goto a lil extra change in the jars :wink:
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Astarr1 · Jul 2004
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Name: Candy Show: I'd probably have to have a candy G- String and candy covering my bra. Excellent pole dancer i can belly dance but id have to say p-poppin would my specialty. Song: Nasty Grind-Adina Howard My-Freak Tank/Jaime Cake and Ice cream-Tank
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chrittypie · Jul 2004
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if i were a stripper, i'd be broke b/c i'm too damn skinny to entice anyone
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· Jul 2004
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Name: DD (looks @chest) I'on know if I could be stripper, I would have to be a bartender or somethin like that chick on the players club. I'd get hella tips by letting customers do lick shots though.:wink:
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Poody · Jul 2004
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*looks at al these people wearing candy* yall know we gon' have ants right?
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ATLSweetThang · Aug 2004
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LOL at these replies. But I've thoight about this a couple of times, and I've come up with a few "stripper names" that I think suit my personality: "Hot Cakes N Sausage" "Macaroni and Cheese" "Chicken Bizkit" "Ham Hock" "Peanut Brittle" "Laffy Taffy"
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