Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear members of BGLO's say...

I found this on MEACfans Bulletin Board.. :roll: >>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An Alpha(A Phi A) Say... >> I am not in love with my frat brother. >> I don't switch when I walk. >> I am tired of wearing suits. >> Let's hang out with the Sigma's. >> The AKA's are not our real sisters, it's the Alpha Sweethearts. >> We really don't pledge our Alpha Sweets. >> I am not studying this week. >> Yo, Yo, Yo.......... >> Black is not my favorite color. >> I hope they don't play Vanilla Ice, Ice Ice Baby at this party. >>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear An AKA Say. >> I'm going to the zoo to see the elephants. >> My hair is not long enough. >> I forgot my mirror. >> I'm not pretty. >> I'm too light skinned. >> Those Delta's sure can step. >> I am not as pretty as I thought I was. >> My pinkie finger sure does hurt. >> Oooo Oop. >> I'm not going to sleep with all the Kappa's Top 10 Things You WillNever Hear A Delta Say. >> Skee Wee. >> Do you have that in pink? >> I absolutely have too much red in my closet. >> I really love the cartoon the Pink Panther. >> I think I am going to plant me some ivy's. >> I'm pretty on my left..... I'm pretty on my right. >> Let's start the party at 10:08 instead of 10:13. >> Maybe we should step more ladylike and not like the Q's. >> Maybe we shouldn't Oop Oop everytime we see each other. >> I really don't have a drinking problem. >>Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear A Kappa Say. >> These plaid pants and bow tie don't match. >> I'm not that pretty. >> Maybe we should hang out with the Sigma's more. >> I wish women would stop calling me pretty. >> I don't have a pair of khaki pants. >> I lost my Ray Ban's. >> I think I wear too much Crimson. >> I gonna go to the party and I am not going to say ohhhhh, wee, >> wee,wee. >> I've never droped my cane at a greek show. >>Things You Will Never Hear An Omega Say. Man I am sick of beer. >> I'm graduating in three years >> I wish the women at this college would stop trying to sleep with >> me. >> I just have too many frat shirts. >> Maybe we should hang out with the Kappa's more. >> I wear too much purple. >> I think the Bruz have too much alcohol at this party. >> This camoflauge just doesn't match my gold boots. >> Okay, I'll go to the party..I won't act up...I won't take off my >> clothes, and I definitely won't go to the afterset at the frathouse. >> I hope they don't p lay Atomic Dog at this party. >>Things you wont hear Sigma Gamma Rho's say >> I wish I was a Delta. >> We sure do have a lot of pledges this spring. >> We will win the step show this year. >> We have the biggest sorority on campus. >>Things you wont hear a Zeta Phi Beta say >> I wish I was a Delta. >> I am a vegetarian. >> There aren't any big girls on line this semester. >I am not going to the all-you-can-eat buffet. >> I wear a size 2. >> I need a small t-shirt.... >> let's not serve food at this party. >>Things you wont hear a Phi Beta Sigma say >> We're not country. >> I don't wear socks and sandals. >> We sure can step. >> We are not all rejects of the Ques and Kappa's **Note: I hate BS like this. This just reminds me of one thread that was posted several months ago, I think someone got it in an email it. It was defining all the greeks. I think someone probably got it in their email and decided to write one of his/her own.

Didn't I tell yall I first got this email back in 98? Back in the early to mid-90s, everyone was wearing Ray-Bans. We couldn't afford Versace and Gucci yet.

hell I could barely afford a haircut in school, worse talkin about Ray Bans (usually starting at 60 a pair)