The Bible!
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Started by CPL Thunderstruck
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Feb 2005
Does anyone else here believe that the Bible is hilarious?
God smited people for skeeting on the ground, King David **** some guy so he could bone his wife and one guy rapes his sister and desecrates her. You can't get more vile in a book!
THIS BOOK IS AWESOME.
So, this I made this post for religious debates because I am considerably bored and Christianity is the easiest to pick on since it's so broken. Who here studies...and I mean STUDIED...the bible?
Thunder
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I'll poke all the fun at the Bible I want, want to know why?
Because it's a load of inconsistancies. The Bible portrays Jesus as someone that is FAR from what Jesus "The Man" was.
Half the Bible is totally ripped from the Buddhist scripture and writings of Essene Jews...or any other Jewish sect. Infact, Jesus may not even have ever lived. If you care to listen and not rant any Bible leadings, I would gladly post why I came to that conclusion.
Of course it is not my idea at first, another poster from a different board made all of these connections which is rather startling to say the least.
Thunder
#12
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*steps to the side before thunder strikes me down right along with that thunder boy*
#13
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Struck down by thunder eh?
Think about that one
Thunder
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#14
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Echoes of Thunder wrote:Struck down by thunder eh? Think about that oneThunder

