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31 replies · 6555 views · Started by PurpleCrystal · May 2005
PurpleCrystal
You've ever been called from downstairs, upstairs, the back of the house, or from the front of the house to fix her a glass of ice water, get her the remote control, or change the channel!! ADD ONE U THINK OF AND I'LL KEEP ADDING WHEN I THINK OF MORE!!!!
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· May 2005
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She ever came inside and picked you up from a school dance in hair rollers and her gown or pajamas on under her coat.
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oOoDazzlingDanceroOo · May 2005
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PurpleCrystal wrote:
You've ever had to pick your own switch off the tree and she sent you back b/c the switch you got was to small You've ever been burnt on your ear with the HOT COMB
****..Awe, I'm going back down memory lane..That's so true right there.
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IgnoranceIsBliss · May 2005
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You never acted up in a grocery store. You rarely talked back. Your scalped was greased every week.
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P o e t i q R e i g n · May 2005
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LOL @ all of the above...i can relate with most of 'em...but i am just TOO MAD @ these 2
JuniorMintsChic wrote:
if she pronounced ya name differently then she did when u were born (I.e she wrote Jamar on da birf certificate but she been callin u Jamal for ya whole life)
AnEpic wrote:
if you ever mixed drinks , act as entertainment or act as a server at one of your parents grown folks functions....for example, after the crowd has had a few, "Steph's been learning to play the saxophone and piano...STEPH!!! come play something for the company." or "Hey Steph, make aunt Cheryl a drink, about a fourth of that clear stuff and the rest of some juice"...so sad but true
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P o e t i q R e i g n · May 2005
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and ain't it funny how some hella negative stuff r always what we seem to list when talkin' about havin' a "black mama"??? what about...u KNOW ya mama could literally take u outta this world if she really wanted 2, but let somebody else mess with u..."black mama" is NOT the one 2 mess with when someone's messed with her "babies" & speakin of which, did any of u see that "Mother's Day" special on BET...featuring different Black celebrities, talkin' about their mothers?? it was either Young Buck or Lloyd Banks who was talkin' about when he was in middle school & one of his teacher's took the chain he was wearing & threw it in the trash ...& later on that evening @ home, his mama asked him where the chain was...he told her...& the next day, "she went down and beat that teacher's @$$" :lol: :lol: that story was too funny 2 me...'cause i swear that sound like one i'd have about my mama :lol: he said that happened all the way back in like 1984, & now the woman is tryna **** HIM 'cause of it.....*smh*
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Imaginelyfe06 · May 2005
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If the teacher lie on you and u feel bad for her when yo MAMA come in the school....kinda like that ^^ story
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quannicab · May 2005
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P o e t i q R e i g n wrote:
and ain't it funny how some hella negative stuff r always what we seem to list when talkin' about havin' a "black mama"??? what about...u KNOW ya mama could literally take u outta this world if she really wanted 2, but let somebody else mess with u..."black mama" is NOT the one 2 mess with when someone's messed with her "babies" & speakin of which, did any of u see that "Mother's Day" special on BET...featuring different Black celebrities, talkin' about their mothers?? it was either Young Buck or Lloyd Banks who was talkin' about when he was in middle school & one of his teacher's took the chain he was wearing & threw it in the trash ...& later on that evening @ home, his mama asked him where the chain was...he told her...& the next day, "she went down and beat that teacher's @$$" :lol: :lol: that story was too funny 2 me...'cause i swear that sound like one i'd have about my mama :lol: he said that happened all the way back in like 1984, & now the woman is tryna **** HIM 'cause of it.....*smh*
Thats was THE GAME
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Poody · May 2005
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when yo mama ask u to scratch her dandruff and when u say nah cuz videos finna come on, she say "aight u gon want somebody to buy u them shoes." Then u be like *mumblin* man i hate her mutha.... or maybe dats just me
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boygimmedat · May 2005
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u know u have a blk mother when u go and see her one day and her ribs are taped up and her arm is in a cast and u ask her mommy what happened?? and she says oh i had to beat a **** **** the other day.....or is that just me....shes **** now.....
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chancebychanel · May 2005
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IF YOU DO SOMETHING YOU WASNT SUPPOSE TO BE DOING AND END UP LIKE STRANDED SOMEWHERE YOU CALL HER AND SHE CUSS YOU OUT THEN SAY HOW SHE AINT GONNA GET YOU. THEN BEFORE YOU HANG UP SHE ASK YOU WHERE YOU AT AND PICK YOU UP AFTER ALL OF THAT.
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