SO! All This HILIARIOUS Talk About Gettin Shot...

I want you to: Rep yo bullet story right here...on BLACK COLLEGE front street. Don't be scared...or shy... It's all good when the bullets fly! So come on, you tough funny folks...REP YO HEAT STORIES here...It's Hallowen season: SPEAK!!!! I'll go first: I was about 10, (this is SO funny!) I was doin' big things in the deep East of Oakland. I was visitin' my cousins in Sobrante Park. We was playin hide-n-seek and I was gonna win this...on this day. I went way far away and cut a few blocks left and then waaayy up right. It was the killin season in the town of Oakland but I did not care. I witnessed an up close execution of a boy maybe 6 years older than me. His brains actually got all on my white Ked tennis shoes. I was catatonic and then threatened by the shooters, grabbed by my hair, and clearly told that the same would happen to me if I remembered or told anybody a thing... I wont them to come to HBCUCONNECT and get me for tellin'..see, ain't THAT fuuny???????? ...20 years later, I was sittin in my brand new ride. It had been ordered...customized...personalized...and I was just too happy. A real cute guy gently tapped on my window and I thought I had struck it rich! I rolled my window down...all smiles...he proceeded to stick a sawed off shotgun smack dab in my temple AND he cursed me completely out while demanding that I get the uck out of MY car... Since crying was a natural reaction for me...he smacked me hard upside my pretty face(I was a hot chick..still is) and said: shut the "f" up "you rich "B". You can do pretty much anything but hit me.... I leaned down, to hold my bruised and fast swelling face...and pulled out my Smith and Wesson from under the front seat of my car and said: "let's do this cause see, you done hit me in my face and it is either you or me..." I had NEVER shot a man... I had never shot at a man... He shot and missed me...which got me really mad. I threw my gun down and proceeded to put his **** in intensive care. I was a size 4 at the time. Oh, I have neices, cousins and more who have been in the wrong place at the wrong time and they got shot...fkilled...funny tales to some I am sure. Enough about me...come on, let's give Cameron a break cause now it turns out that he just may not have been in a "jack" situation... Now, go ahead and tell me YOUR funny gun stories...

What the hell is going on? CollegeMom = ****?

Hello: I did not read everything in detail (busy at work) but, everyone with a gun can't shoot. Myself included... Sorry for your losses... still gives you no pass to try and get at me like you did. Ya'll make sure you keep your mom's in check...don't worry bout me and what I post and how I spend my time...mind yours. Good Grief, those who write as if they were RIGHT there wit me...in and outside my car have me in stitches. :lol: You sound like the lame PUBLIC Defender who represented the slack who did buss me upside my head and shot at me with his sawed off shotgun. You DO NOT KNOW how he shot at me and who else I called on the real to whup his **** (ok, I do got a tad bit of **** in me). You have NO idea how he got done dat day! You DO NOT KNOW his mental, emotional, drug, alcohol state of being. Believe it or not...fools with these alterations do MISS when they aim the trigger. They also can't fight... If you read my post you would know why I posted this....not that I even need a reason. Be that as it may, since folks are tryin to regulate an internet site, I posted because some people take this whole thing of guns and bullets like it is a joke. I do not joke or find any of this funny. 6 folks got shot in Oakland last night. One died. This is not funny to me. Professionally, I do what I do. What I do allows me to be on this site and requires me to be on many other college websites and with HBCU college kids on the regular. I love my job and am real lucky that it let's me push the margins. So why don't some of you chill and think how cool it would be to work in cyberspace and in real space with YOU. That's how I see it. Last Words on this thread: Some of you simply do not believe folks who say that they have been shot or shot at...I conclude...it's a black thang. Myself included...50 cent could NOT have been shot 9 times right? PEACE