Guilty Pleasures

What is your "Guilty Pleasure"? And how do you feel about it? A Guilty Pleasure is defined as something that you really like but are too embarrassed to admit it. To start it off... 2 words, "It's Poppin!" lol Lip Gloss by Lil Mama As an educated black man, a song about women cosmetics should be off-limits, but I have to admit that the song is poppin! lol Another guilty pleasure I have is ... pickin my nose (don't act like you don't do it lol) No need to go further into detail.

A guilty pleasure of mine would be, being mean to people. I don't know what it is, but when I call somebody out...or put them on blast. I get this feeling of accomplishment. Because usually what I say is true. And I feel like I let them know, ...like I'm doing them a favor. I just really enjoy being mean to people and cracking jokes, it's entertaining. And when I make people cry, it makes me feel even better. Because I feel like I snapped them back into reality. They should thank me. Because of this, at my school I have a reputation of being snobby and unnapproachable. Which is not true at all. I think I'm a very approachable person. Just don't come up to me talking like you can't speak English. Don't come up to me with foolishness. And don't come up to me fake, like you live in a fantasy world. Because I will say something, regardless of how you my "feel" after I say it. Because you need to hear it. Obviously no one else has told you. Like I said, I'm doing favors. As far as cracking jokes, I do that for pure laughter. Trust me, you'll never laugh harder at ANYTHING, than you will when you're laughing at someone else. For instance, if you're watching a TV show and something funny happens...you can only laugh for so long. But when you're with your friends laughing at someone in front of you or something...If you have good material, you can laugh 'til your eyes fall out!!! ..lol. I don't know where people got off calling me snobby for....Hmmm. . Just because I come to school lookin' good everyday doesn't mean I think I'm better than you. And of course I'm not going to hang around you if you come to school lookin' grimey everyday, or if you're a wierdo. How would that make me look? Birds of a feather flock together. Another guilty pleasure of mine is hunking my car horn for no reason. I'm 15 and I just got a car, so when I'm driving...I like to act like I'm in New York and when I get to stop lights...I just start pressing on my horn and I don't stop until the light turns green. It really makes people mad too! lol. But I always make sure to stop when the police pull up next to me.lol I know these pleasures are wrong, but I really enjoy them. And my happiness is all that matters. I only live once, so I might as well live happy. So why Stop? Does anyone else share these pleasures with me?

^^^^^^^^^ For real though ^^^^^^^^^^^ Wow, that's about all I can muster right now, wow.