A NEW Story

Before I start this story I MUST set some rules: -If characters are joining a fraternity or sorority,do NOT have their acception go back and fourth for months. -Avoid using profanity -PLEASE avoid using factual(real)information -Have FUN with the story...it is ONLY for entertainment purposes It was a warm day in August as Lynn approached Howard University's campus.She was very excited,because she was about to embark on her Freshman year...

Michael became her world . He was the perfect gentlemen, intelligent, and fine!!! Because of him, she gave her life to GOD so that he could handle all her drama. Just when she thought things were perfect...

NOT ONLY WAS MICHAEL MURDERED, BUT ALSO BRUTALLY ****-RAPPED BY BUCCANEER'S DEFENSIVE END, WARREN SAPP. AND AS LYNN SOBBED DURING HER TESTIMONY AS THE MURDER TRAIL COMPLETED, SHE SAID THE FOLLOWING WORDS: "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE TO ME WITH YOUR ANALLY **** MY MAN WITH YOUR ONE GOOD BAG AND YOUR BAD PAIR OF SHOES? YOU LOOK LIKE A RUBE. A WELL SCRUBBED, HUSTLING RUBE WITH LITTLE TASTE. GOOD NUTRITION HAS GIVEN YOU SOME LENGTH OF BONE, BUT YOU'RE NOT MORE THAN ONE GENERATION SEPERATED FROM POOR WHITE TRASH, ARE YOU AGENT STARLING? AND THAT ACCENT YOU'VE TRIED SO DESPERATELY HARD TO SHED? TISK...TISK... POOR WEST VIRGINIAN. WHAT'S YOUR FATHER DEAR? A COAL MINER? DOES HE STILL STINK OF OLEAN? AND HOW QUICKLY THE BOYS FOUND YOU! ALL THOSE TEDIUOS STICKY FUMBLINGS IN THE BACKSEATS OF CARS....WHILE YOU COULD HAVE ONLY DREAMED OF GETTING OUT...GETTING ANYWHERE...GETTING ALL THE WAY TO THE F...B...I!"

^^^Whoa... :?: Did she really say all of that???

YUP. AND THEN WARREN SAPP LIFTED UP HIS LEG, AND LET OUT A BIG JUICY ****. :cry: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!! :x EVERYONE DIED. THE END.......... :? OR IS IT?

No, everybody went to heaven to see GOD. And it was time for judgement day.