Yo Momma Jokes!

Somebody must think they are the best at ranking in here. Show me what you got ****!! I'll start. Yo momma so broke, she can't pay attention!

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama so ****, her pillow cries at night.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama got 4 fingers, talkin' 'bout "I got 5 on it".

Yo momma's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo Momma's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

Yo mama got 10 thumbs, talkin' bout she's gonna fingerf--k.

Yo mama so old, her social security number is -∞.

Yo momma's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.