MORRIS COLLEGE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!
Claimin True wrote: Oh know everybody should feel this one, you know you are at a black college when your college football stadium is the same size as your high school football stadium....
When there is a crack house across the street from the administration office.
lol, that is so true.
~ When there are not enough tables in the caf and you have to use another chair as a table. (grr)
~ They only hire mexicans as the clean-up crew (and they speakahnodayum english)
~ The Caf staff are all high school dropouts, but think workin' at a college will substitute for a diploma.
~ Locals can just come sit in on class and security wouldn't even know.
~ Local guys ride around playin' "get low" (and females still look at them)
~ Someone will charge you 5 dollaz just to go to Walmart
~ People stay beggin' 4 sumfin' 2 eat, but own every pair of jordans!
When people are up late on the phone talking to their boo and at any given time (after 12am) it's at least two people in the hallway on the floor on the phone (or circling the hallways) trying not to disturb their roomie .
Try going to the bathroom in the middle of the night and someone is slouched on the floor in the hallway lookin' **** but on the phone. :roll: LOL
^^^That's me :lol:
Umm, when the front of the library is a meeting spot, but you ain't doing no homework or research...
When you know your Spanish teacher just cussed you out in Spanish...
First of all...Football stadium the same size as your high school stadium? That's messed up! But I can't talk...Paine don't even have a football team.
You know you at a black college when:
1. You have food in your dorm room but nothing that really goes together. Cereal no milk, bread no meat, soup no bowls, etc.
2. B/c of #1, you go scouting up and down ya hall to make a meal with all needed utensils lol.
3. It's 3 a.m in the middle of the week and people are still outside the dorms partyin like it's Friday. Then they be the first ones complaining bout they so tired when they drag into their 8 o'clock class the next day.
4. They put the prettiest building on the brochures and anything they send to the public, but you know that the other 4-5 building are looking like they bout to fall down.
5. When you talk about each other everday, but as soon as someone from off campus wanna try and step to any one on your campus, the entire campus is ready to defend their fellow classmate/collegemate.
1. When the library is nicknamed "Club XU"
2. When every assembly, pageant, or any other school fuction turns into a dance.
3. And oh my god!! tell me why the guys that work in the cafeteria walk around singing old no limit songs! what the heck? and its not like they singin to themselves no, they sing out loud and look at u like they expect u to join in. i guess they think that makes them cool, but im like negro how u gon try to be cool wearin a hair net :? did i miss somethin?
