I thought it was funny.....

Last Child Support Check Today is my daughters 18th birthday....... I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! I called my daughter girl to come over to my house,and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your momma's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face." So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the witch had to say and what she looked like. As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now .... what did your momma have to say?" "She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."