Questions To Ask When Your High...

:checks oven and is hit with aroma: "if i am set on fire, would I be a fireman?

*rolls some dro in a peach white owl...*... yo.....before man....how did chiuahuha's survive....I mean...where they like prarie dogs....????? *Takes big puff...holds it for 45 secs....exhales through nostrils...puts blunt in rotation.....* Thats that fiyah right thurr....

Now squishy....u dont messed up and brought my favorite!!!! you had to bring out da dro....i aint gonna be able to contain myself now. *takes three long puffs* and asks: whatever happened to charlie and his grandfather in the end of willy wonka and the chocolate factory? because the last thing u see in them floating in air in that damn wonkavator. smh...at movies that end wrong!

:take a hit: Have you ever wondered who is the first person on the expressway? Or who is in the front of traffic holding it up during rush hour?

ay pass me some of dat sh!t, I been watching yall hit it for da longest *takes a puff* okay so I go to this job interview right *blows smoke out of nose* and the people tell me that they can't hire me cuz I have no experience. how am i gonna have experience when yall ain't gon' give me a job. if yall gave a negra a job then i'd have experience *takes anotha puff* stupid **** fukkas