YO MAMA, YO MAMA, YO MAMA

You know how it goes just add your funniest line!!! Yo Mama so Fat she wears sand castles for sandles. Yo Mama so stank she use Tide for deodorant. Yo Mama so Fat she eats out the Super Bowl for breakfast. Yo Mama so Big she danced to time for the perculator and the seasons changed. Yo Mama so skinny she use cherios for hoola hoops. Yo Mama so old she tucked Jesus in at night after she read him the ten commandments. Yo Mama so old she dated Kernel Sanders {kfc} Yo Mama so old she used pyramids as checkers Yo mama so fat she use lunchables as snacks Yo mama so stank Rick James was like Not That Bi$%%%%%% Yo Mama so dumb she make George Bush seem intelligent Yo moma so dumb she thought Anthrax was a ride Yo mama so Dumb she thought OJ didn't do it Yo mama so dumb she thought Puffy was a cereal Yo mama so dumb she thought Social Security protected the president!!

YO mama so... - fat she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops - fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "WE are family' - stupid she tries to alphabetize M&Ms

yo mama so poor she bounce food stamps