If You Were a Stripper

Ladies, i know most of the time we "hate" on the strippers doin their thing. And they're looked upon as hoes. But somewhere deep inside our mind there's that little stripper dying to come out. Whether you're getting down for your man, or admiring what you're workin with, its always fun to imagine. U can blame it on Playaz Club, or G-String Divaz. lol. But we've thought about it. Personally ever since i read Bad Gyrlz by Shannon Holmes, I've dug the name Goldie, cuz of my eyez. lol. But I'm also feelin the song 24's by Twista. So i would be Goldie 24's, and I would have some 24 inch spinners wit poles on the top of them..and i would be ridin them and swingin from pole to pole while they spinnin, wit a gold bathin suit. ****. and the rims would e lightin up. All while this song is playin in the background. "Drop it drop it to the flo, spin it like some stop and go's. " ****. N E Wayz...since you may not be bold to get up on that pole in real life, what would your stripper name be? what would be your tricks? what would your stage show be like? etc. Lights, Camera, Action, You're On...